Naked in a Tabloid

I'm in a show opening soon and as such, I feel that I need to know as much as there is to know about pop culture. Not just because my character is overloaded with inane details about Justin Beber or Angelina Jolie, but because as a public servant it is my civic duty to inform people who don't read the tabloids. I was just looking at old show clips (it's an unscripted sitcom, so anything goes), and it became quite clear that I'm a bevy of dumb nonsense. You're welcome. So if you have any insight, please let me know. Thanks.