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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Prank Time!

OH MY GOD the most excellent thing is about to happen. I got a call from CNBC asking for my male boss, to appear on a show about Hedge Funds with Hugh Downs as the moderator. Something in the milk wasn't clean about that because my female boss actually works for CNBC, and this woman did not know that.

My Bosslady did some research and at first she thought it was a practical joke being played on her, but turns out it is a scam. So now I have a call in to the woman to confirm his appearance, but I am going to ask for a very specific rider that includes:

- His own green room with white walls and carpet
- 6 bottles of Fiji water with the labels ripped off
- Two California rolls without the avocado or crab meat
- A bottle of Macallen 19 scotch (they don't make that)
- Wii fit with the proper Andre Aggasi approved tennis console

We're also going to record it. We will also take bets to see how long before she hangs up.


At 11:49 AM, Blogger patient boy said...

Be sure to include right-sized bread.


At 12:40 PM, Blogger Sweden said...



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