Glamberace!

Yeah I entered this contest, what of it?

You can't tell me the narrative value isn't worth it. And you know I'll find a friend to take my place when the day comes because frankly, I can't handle all that glitter, nor do I look like this. Yes, that is Glambert making sexy times with a naked lady. It's for the cover of, "Never Will This Happen In Real Life Quarterly":