Take That, Barbie

In today's Huh? What? News, we have a very special doll that breastfeeds.

Bebe Gloton, the Spanish wunderkind, is the first baby doll that can actually suckle on your breasts. But if you are under 12, and let's face it, if you play with dolls you probably are, this doll comes with a halter top thing that you strap on that acts like boobs. The weird thing is the strap on boobs are also flat, and instead of nipples there are flowers. So... I guess that makes it not weird? You can watch a super creepy video of it below. Notice how long it takes the girl to put on her halter.

The tagline for the toy translates into, "Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby."