Flippy Floppy

Can someone please buy me these for Hawaii? They're flip flops with a place to stash your Adderall.

Speaking of Adderall, you should read this guy's recap of American Idol last night (some outtakes):

"I missed many of the slaughters (they call them performances) on American Idle last night, because I was in my kitchen madly trying to recreate the secret nectar that fills Paula Abdul's Coke cup. I'm guessing it's a mixture of NyQuil, an entire Vicodin bottle, venom from a cold hearted snake... and a spoonful of leche from Simon's fur titties. Whatever it is, it had that ho riding high above the stage on a bright purple winged pony. This bitch was seeing magical doves flying through the studio. That would explain her outfit. I think one of those doves dived into her chest to try to stop her madness!...Paula was in HIGH form last night. Bitch declared every whore with a mic the winner. When Adam Lambert performed, she totally saw him as a glittery giant Adderall pill...Where did the producers do most of their scouting this season? In a damn broccoli patch?"