Awake Again

So last night my phone rang in the middle of the night and it turns out it was my upstairs neighbor, hysterical (NOT to be confused with Schitzo- she's downstairs). She was suffering from a major bout with the stomach flu and was dehydrated and feeling faint and could not get out of bed. I got up, shuffled into my slippers and brought her a glass of water and ice cubes to suck on. After tucking her back in, I went back to my apt and took a BATH IN PURELL. Between this and my dog waking me up because of his recent gastrointestinal issues, I haven't been getting much sleep.

As we all know my building is a never ending house of drama. But as a friend pointed out to me this morning, "That's why your rent is cheap."

True that.