Telephone

So President Elect Barack Obama will be meeting with President George Bush today at the White House for a tour. Below is the a transcript of the secret phone conversation the two had when Bush extended the invite:

*ring ring*

Michelle Obama: Hello?

Bush Aide: I have the President on the line for the President Elect Obama.

Michelle Obama: Great, I'll get him. Bar? BAR? Yeah, it's the phone. For you. It's President Bush.

George Bush: Hello?

Michelle Obama: Oh, hello!

George Bush: Uh, hi. I was told I have Mr. Obama on the phone.

Michelle Obama: Oh, he'll be right here. This is Michelle.

George Bush: Oh, hi. (to aide) You told me he was on the phone. Now I look like a jackass.

Bush Aide: Sorry.

Obama: Hello?

Bush Aide: OK, now I have him.

Obama: Have who? Who is this?

Michelle Obama: President Bush!

Obama: Hello? Hello? Must be those darned kids pranking us again.

(he hangs up) *click*

Bush: Hello?

Phone: *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Bush: Dammnit we lost him?

5 minutes later

*ring ring*

Obama: Hello?

Bush Aide: Hello? Oh, Mr. President Elect?

Obama: Yes?

Bush Aide: Great! Great I've got him!

Obama: Now look here you kids, this is a very important line and I need to keep it clear!

Michelle Obama: Let me handle this.

Obama: Oh, you're the best.

Bush: Hello.

Michelle Obama: Yes, didn't you hear my husband the first time?

Bush: Uh, who is this?

Michelle Obama: Your mom.

Bush: Oh, hello Mammy. Sorry, I meant to call someone else. *to aide* Can't you do anything right?

Bush Aide: Oh, no.