Some Jokes

According to some scientist guy study, this joke won the funniest joke contest in the UK:

"A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!' The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.'"

Ha ah! And this was the funniest joke in Australia:

"A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."

HAHHHAHHA!!!

And this is the funniest joke in North Korea:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it loves our dear leader."

Ha! Ha. Ha.