Tempy

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Working Girls

Today all the men are out of the office so it's been a nice, relaxing all female day.

Perks of working in an office with only women:

  • Great advice
  • Unlimited tampons
  • Supportive atmosphere
  • You can walk around naked
  • Copious recipe exchanges
  • It's okay to cry
  • Shit actually gets done
  • Pillow fight!
  • You are free to show 'em your "friend eggs" on that glass ceiling
  • Always someone to go to the bathroom with
The downside:

  • Changing the Poland Spring cooler bottle
I mean, don't get me wrong- I can handle that bottle. I just prefer to watch dudes make a big deal out of it.


4 Comments:

At 1:01 PM, Blogger patient boy said...

Friend eggs? Looks like you could use an assistant. Right, lawyergirl?

 
At 1:14 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

You see, that's exactly the kind of male chauvinistic attitude that makes my office such a place where I cannot press by bare bosoms up against a window in peace.

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Raymi Lauren said...

don't forget kissing lessons!

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

Oh, natch.

 

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