Working Girls
Today all the men are out of the office so it's been a nice, relaxing all female day.
Perks of working in an office with only women:
- Great advice
- Unlimited tampons
- Supportive atmosphere
- You can walk around naked
- Copious recipe exchanges
- It's okay to cry
- Shit actually gets done
- Pillow fight!
- You are free to show 'em your "friend eggs" on that glass ceiling
- Always someone to go to the bathroom with
- Changing the Poland Spring cooler bottle

4 Comments:
Friend eggs? Looks like you could use an assistant. Right, lawyergirl?
You see, that's exactly the kind of male chauvinistic attitude that makes my office such a place where I cannot press by bare bosoms up against a window in peace.
don't forget kissing lessons!
Oh, natch.
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