Flower Power

My boss called me this morning with several tasks. One of the most important being, "What is the difference between a peony and hydrangea?" This is the email I sent her:

"Dear [Bosslady],

Peony:


Hydrangea:

At my best friend’s wedding she made all us bridesmaids wear peonies in our hair and we looked like Flamenco dancers:"

She appreciated the bridesmaid photos.

But she went with the hydrangeas.