New Study

This article claims that there may be a link between TV watching and autism in children. Well just call me Hans Asperger then because I watched more TV than any child now ever did. And it was crappy TV too; I had neither cable nor a remote. And look at me now. I am a hardworking member of society who happens to like to pretend to be other people for a living and recently wrote a staged soft core porno play. Bring on the flat screen, people. I've got some more misunderstood genius to create.