Heavy Metal
Uh oh.
"Traveler says she was forced to remove nipple ring"
There go my travel plans. The only upside is that Gloria Allred will defend you if this happens. The only time I've removed the hardware was for an MRI because by definition you are being immersed in a giant magnet. Seriously TSA, I think you just want to see some T&A.
posted by Tempy @ 11:45 AM
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ah, you beat me to it.
i'm reconsidering my flight already.
amtrak it is!
"The conduct of TSA was cruel and unnecessary," Allred wrote. "The last time that I checked, a nipple was not a dangerous weapon."
Clearly, Allred does not visit strip clubs much.
...or is familiar with the Fembot scene in Austin Powers.
have you ever seen the linguini incident?
david bowie, rosanna arquette and a bank heist involving bra-guns. beats the fembots by a decade!
also, david bowie and deadly breasts. does a movie need more?
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