Leafy

I ordered a large salad for lunch and seriously, it is actually bigger than my head. I'm forcing it down because roughage is good for you and I'm hungry but everyone in the office is making fun of me. Honestly, the leaves are the size of my hand. Help. If I have to hear, "Hey, that's a big salad," one more time from my co-workers, I'll stuff these tomatoes up their nose.