Achoo

Okay, everyone in my office is either pretending to be sick or actually sick because all of my co-workers have taken at least 10 days off each since the bonuses were given out. Today we are missing three people. However, I haven't gotten sick all year. Save for the occasional cold and near death scare, I don't have whatever it is they have. I know I'm jinxing myself, but I think the only thing I'll catch is a big case of lazy.