Iran-y

So, Iran it turns out has no nuclear weapon making capabilities, but Bush said that it didn't matter because, "Iran will be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon."Bush then said, "Like I have the knowledge to make mountains crumble." He then dramatically put baking soda in a papier-mâché volcano and poured some vinegar in it and stood back solemnly whispering, "It's just like that".

Somewhere in the south, a Fox news fan saw that and pulled out his rifle, ready for anything.