Please Don't Call

Oh, no. The first ever death-by-cellphone explosion has just happened. And it's not spy-related either. Check it out:

"An exploding mobile phone battery apparently killed a South Korean man in the first such known case in this gadget-obsessed country, police say. 'We presume that the cell phone battery exploded,' the police official said on condition of anonymity. LG Electronics confirmed its product was involved in the accident but said such a battery explosion and death was virtually impossible."

Are you f@#king serious? First exploding laptops, now this. That's it. I'm getting that Nintendo Wii I had surgically implanted in my brain removed.