Young Love

As a sometimes theater and nightlife reviewer for an online magazine, I get invites to random parties and events.

This is one from some guy who sends me a million emails about his dumb parties. He's gotten some press so in the latest one, he enclosed an article written about him. With this picture:

I mean, I can even put that on hotchickswithdouchebags.com because, well... I don't know who's worse- the circa 1972 effeminate Elvis or Nosejob McNasty.