It's A Pyramid Now

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement. As of today, my dog has finally eaten everything in the New York Canine Food Group Pyramid. He's already found his fair share chicken bones, pizza, bagels and the like on our streets, but today he finally got... a Jamaican Patty. And as I watched the yellow flakes crumble out of the sides of his drooling mouth, determinedly chewing as fast as he could to reinforce his conquest, I felt a sense of pride. He's a real New Yorker now.

For those of you unfamiliar with the New York Canine Food Group Pyramid, please see below: