Oh How Cute

"I know... I'm going to get a hamster. Wait, just wait. It's not going to be just any hamster. A teddy bear hamster. I know, right? No, seriously... hear me out. I'm going to take that hamster, and place it in a pile of clovers. No, like the flowers, right? Okay. But you have to hear the best part. I'm going to put like, honey or some shit on his paws or something sos he'll lick them. Girls love that. But then wait... I'm gonna take a picture. No, I'm not shitting you. And then I'm going to post it to one of those friggin chick websites with the puppies and crap. No really. Watch me."