Guilty As Charged

I'm pretty annoyed with this whole Larry Craig case. I mean, think about it- the man had to plead guilty to disorderly conduct for soliciting gay sex. So? Since when has it been illegal to a. elicit sex b. fool around in a public bathroom? If either of those things are on the books I'm sure in a pickle. What really gets me is if this were heterosexual sex it'd just be like, "Craig found kissing woman in bathroom. Collective shrugs heard nationwide".

Here are some stupid laws in Minnesota still on the books:

It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.
Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.

And finally:

You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.

I guess by elephant they mean senator and by main street they mean gay airport sex.