Bootbs

This morning I was walking my dog when I saw my favorite little toddler on the street. His name is Tucker, he can barely talk and he loves dogs. He's like the 14 month old dog whisperer. So as he is hugging my dog and I am crouched down smiling he stops and stares straight ahead at me. So his mom says, "Oh, he just noticed your boobs."

My boobs?

Then she said, "Yeah, he really has a thing about boots."

Oh, my boots. Of course. I mean, why would he be staring at my boobs? It's not like I'm wearing this: