Scandal

The Miss New Jersey racy Facebook photos have been revealed and only Tempy's got the scoop! Yeah, the Today Show may have gotten the boob-squeeze photo between her and her male friend from the drama club and the illicit shot of her and three girlfriends with drinks in their hands, but I've got the one they are afraid to show you. Just so you know, the image you are about to see is disturbing:

Who wears stripes after labor day? But seriously, the way to go if you want to be really shocking is to cut the tips of limes off and put them in your bra ala fake nipples.

Oh, man. I'm in trouble if the Miss Brooklyn pageant learns about this before I try my hand next year.