And Then He Leaves
In Manchester, New Hampshire, a man walked into a bank with "leafy boughs duct-taped to his head and torso", and robbed it.
According to the article in CNN.com "He really went out on a limb," police Sgt. Ernie Goodno said Sunday.
What a wooden joke. I mean... branch out, would you?
posted by Tempy @ 1:06 PM
20 Comments:
Hey, not all of us have your comedic roots, Tempy. Some of us are just green saps.
Now you're just pining for attention...
(get it?)
Well, everyone in the community knows that crime must be cut down.
Do you keep a good log of your criminals?
We're working on it but we're definitely not out of the woods.
Maybe you're just barking up the... Nah, forget it. I'm just perennially curious.
Thank yew.
Shrub it in.
As you can imagine, I'm very poplar with the ladies.
Oh... that was good. I'm bushed.
Oh, don't be such a crabapple.
This post is so punny!
Don't twig out on me.
I don't think it's funny.
Shma's just all fried from too much time on the beech.
Brush it off, Shma.
Yea. Too much sun and partying. I should probably turn over a new leaf.
You are in a plum position there.
Did you bring a bag or a trunk to the beech?
You all just need a good swift kick in the ash.
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