Don't Talk To Me

I took the day off today but my co-workers don't seem to realize that. They keep approaching my cubicle and asking me to "do things". Step away, beeotch, can't you see I'm reading TMZ?

I did do one thing. I went to the bank and made a deposit and then I withdrew $3,000 in cash for my boss. The lady at the bank told me it would be $2 a transaction, then started laughing. "Fooled you!" she said. Hahahahaha. So for payback, when she asked for my ID I gave her my spot-on Jennifer Lopez novelty drivers license. You don't mess with Tempy.