Booty

Okay. Are you sitting down? Get this- So we are moving to a different floor and one of my stranger tasks was to throw everything and I mean everything away that we didn't want that the other office left over. Office supplies, furniture, you name it.

Then we hit the kitchen. My co-worker opens a cabinet. A light shone on her face from the cupboard as she said, "Whooooooooaaa..." Bottles upon bottles of alcohol. I left with one full bottle of really good vodka, a half a bottle of Macallan 18 and a half a bottle of Tanqueray.

Party at my house.