Smart Guy

If you want to meet chicks and drive the kids crazy, don't bother with puppies or kittens- get a hedgehog.



I was on my way to the city this weekend when I heard a kid go on the train, "Doggie! Doggie!" To which this guy holds up a cage and says, "Actually, it's a miniature hedgehog."

Awwwwwwwwwww! All the ladies and children start crowding around him. You should have seen the look in this guy's face like, all this time, who knew- all he had to do was bring a stupid exotic pet on the train with him to meet ladies.

Personally, I just wanted to see what a hedgehog looked like. Guess what? It looks like a hedgehog.