Great Nap

Since no one can see me I can take 3 minute naps. I think I must have learned this in high school. In fact, I'm sure of it. I have an uncanny ear for footsteps approaching. I remember falling asleep a lot in High School. We had one substitute teacher named Mr. Walsh who covered all the classes voluntarily. He seriously wasn't on any payroll, he just showed up every day and subbed whenever they needed him. In between classes, he'd drink. He was always drunk and called the female Asian students "Peachblossom". He'd try to teach but never knew anything about the subjects and so all we did was sleep or pass notes.

Wow, I catually did something; I helped a visitor find someone in the office. Man, that wore me out. I may need another nap.