My Big Gay Shopping Trip

Everyone at Lenscrafters totally thought I was with my sugarmomma today, you guys. When my Bosslady and I walked into the store together the dyke-alarm went off from the steam of our obvious progressive partnership. The guy who helped us said, "And who will be buying glasses today?" We said, "Both of us," simultaneously, like we had just put our hands in the movie popcorn at the same time and let them sit there for just a little too long. After that, we giggled and playfully tickled each other while our frame guy found us the perfect glasses. I pick them up after work.