Dirty Girl

I really really wanted to stay away from the whole Tiger Woods debacle but then I saw this- it's an article about the so-called other woman and she comes out swinging about the ladies who "leaked" the story. Check out some of these awesome quotes:.

About the "Source":

"She was just a roommate of a friend who got invited at the last minute. This guy at the hotel gave her 3,000 euros to go upstairs with him, and then basically got the money back because two minutes into whatever they were doing, she passed out from too many Quaaludes. The guy came downstairs and was like, 'Rachel I don't know you, but you brought hookers here, and they are not even like hookers? This girl passed out on my bed, it was like gross.' Like, who are these people?"

Then there's this:

"I think they probably misinterpreted because they are on so many drugs and just stupid."

And my favorite, this:

"[One of the sources] is just looking for a payday because she is a f- - -ing hooker and wants money."

DAAAAMN girl! You tell 'em! I don't even care about any of the other details anymore because this pottymouth is kind of totally awesome.