Subway Boy

Oh my God. This is a crazy story. It's about a kid with Aspergers who got pissed at his mom and rode the subway. For 11 days. From the article: "No one spoke to him. Asked if he saw any larger meaning in that, he said, 'Nobody really cares about the world and about people.'"

Actually, you know what, I'm glad no one spoke to him. You shouldn't talk to a young person on a train, that is totally unacceptable and pedophilish. So to all the people who are all, "Why did no one help the poor boy!" Maybe because he didn't ask for it, and was just another kid riding the train. Am I supposed to go up to every child on the subway and be all, "Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be autistic and riding the train for like, many days, are you? No? Oh, ok, cool- sorry for totally scaring you."

Remember when Forrest Gump ran for like, 6 months and grew a beard and it was all weird? No one stopped him either, although in hindsight they should have. That would have made that movie way shorter.