Going Glam

See this is why it's good to know D-list movie stars. My friend Devin, who is best known for playing the snotty older brother Buzz in Home Alone, is in a new film and called me to ask if I'd be his arm candy on the red carpet at the screening tonight. I asked him flat out, "It's in 4 hours. Tell me honestly- how many other girls did you call before me?"

"Just one."