I'm Not Raising The Roof
OK this conversation just happened:
Guy Who Will Eventually Ruin My Apartment: Hi, I work for your landlord. You said there's water still leaking from your ceiling?
Me: Yes, and it's in the wall too and the paint is peeling and black mold is growing rapidly.
GWWERMA: That's not possible. We fixed the roof.
Me: Yeah, well something's leaking.
GWWERMA: The 4th floor says there's no more water.
Me: Yeah... I uh, really don't know what to say but there's water leaking from my ceiling.
GWWERMA: But we fixed the roof.
Me: (rubbing eyes) Ah, yyyeah, so you tell me, ok? Either way I also need the wall rebuilt. I can show you the bucket filled with brown water that is under the crack on the ceiling from where water is and is now currently dripping.
GWWERMA: I don't understand where the water's coming from. The roof's fixed. It's a new roof.
Me: Seriously? Ok, maybe my apartment has stigmata.
GWWERMA: I mean, a whole new roof...
Me: OK WELL THERE'S WATER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT???
GWWERMA: I mean, I'll look at it but I don't know why you say there's water when we put on a new roof.
Me: Oy.
1 Comments:
has anyone made a Dark Water joke/reference yet? cause your place sounds pretty haunted.
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