Kitty Love

So the slutty little whore cat at my Korean deli got knocked up and this week she had four bastard kittens. They are pretty cute. But my favorite part of this story is that last week, before she gave birth, I asked the woman at the deli what she was going to do with the kittens. Her English isn't so good so I had to repeat it a few times, slower, and with pantomime. When she finally got what I said, turns out she thought I was asking how she got pregnant. So she starts to say:

"One night, she go outside..."

I'll let you fill in the blanks. Anyway, here are the kittens.