Friendly Reminder

I would like to take the time in this very important historical period in our country to remind everyone that Dick Cheney's wife wrote a 19th century Western lesbian romance novel called Sisters. It is about a woman named Sophie Dymond who moves to Wyoming after her sister's death, coincidentally where Cheney and her husband are both from. Sophie later finds evidence that her sister was a raging carpetmuncher, and then things get weird. I haven't read it because it's out of print, but some nice people at the Google machine helped me find some choice passages.




Ok, can you spot my favorite similie in this paragraph?


Here's the "big reveal". She's just like Matlock, except female, thinner, and with a smaller brain.


Oh no, the forceable drunk man scene!

Do you think "Wilson stroked the dog" is a metaphor or was there really a dog in the room, or was there really a dog there trained to scare young women with lesbian sisters OR did Dick Cheney run the country as if it were his own personal war chest and lives in a world shrouded in secrets and lies? Hmmm... Guess we may just have to read the book to find out.