Hope It's Not A Virus

In the Seriously I Couldn't Make This Up category a friend texted me yesterday that there was a worm in their Apple computer monitor. I texted back like, "Oh, a virus?"

"No. An actual worm."

I would pay money to watch anyone take that into the Apple store and see how the on-site nerdlets deal with it. Do you think situations like this are protected under AppleCare?