I'm 10

Co-Worker Oblivious To My Childish Sense Of Humor: Did you see that little girl at the golf tournament this weekend that got hit by the golf ball?

Me: Oh no! Is she okay?

CWOTMCSOH: Yeah, it fell in her lap!

Me: Oh no!

CWOTMCSOH: It's a good thing too. Those balls are really hard.

Me: Wow. Yeah. They are. Really hard. (*please go away. now*)

CWOTMCSOH: Can you imagine? (*stands there for another 2 minutes talking about hard golf balls*)