I'M TIRED

So I'm pretty convinced that my dog is the canine version of Benjamin Button because he's slowly turning into a freaking baby. Now that the Doggy Steps™ are just out of the question he has to sleep on his special chair, but halfway through the night he cries because he wants to get into bed and he probably wants to breastfeed. Today I'll probably buy him his own big bed with a goddamn mobile and binkey. Little bitch.