Your Health

According to Dr. Sanjay Gupta on CNN, more than two alcoholic drinks a day for women can cause serious heart problems.

Other problems caused by having more than two drinks a day include:

• Nausea
• Increased incidents of late night bacon, egg and cheese on a roll making
• Headaches
• Inexplicable loss of funds and increased cab receipts (not necessarily related)
• Increased chance of dating an unemployed alcoholic
• Depression
• Sporadic delusions of celebrity during unexpected karaoke session