Questions Questions

Questions I've answered for my co-workers in the last hour.

Q. How do I conference in a call? Don't I just hit conference?
A. Did they pick up? No? Well they have to pick up.

Q. How do I mute my phone?
A. Press "mute".

Q. How much money is in my checking account?
A. Too much.

Q. Why is the machine buzzing?
A. Because it's from 1972.

Q. What are you getting for lunch?
A. Something expensive.

Q. Why is the door so temperamental?
A. You didn't push the star key after the code.

Q. What are you doing?
A. Not blogging.