Observations

Things I've Learned in the Last 5 Days

1. Ticks are not just folklore. They really do exist and they really will get on your dog.
2. Insurance companies are horrible.
3. Just because Netflix recommends a movie does not mean it is good.
4. Netflix is not a person so you cannot get too angry.
5. My friends are not just friends, they are my family.
6. Sarah Palin is officially off her meds.
7. My dog is getting older and not wiser but he is still cute.
8. If you leave your ringer on at night in case of "emergency calls" you cannot get mad when an "emergency" involves a drunk neighbor calling you about feeding her cat.
9. When you call someone to feed your cat at 3am they will not remember the next morning.
10. Cats are pretty resilient.
11. I remembered to feed the cat at the last minute so don't hate.
12. When the Corporate Coffee people call to "set up a meeting" don't say yes just to get them off the phone.
13. When, months after the conversation, you get a call that the Corporate Coffee Person is downstairs, you should let them up even if you forgot you had a meeting.
14. Okay, the Corporate Coffee Person wasn't so bad. He's getting us a good deal on Lavazza pods.
15. I'm hungry.