Mr. President

From the Police Blotter in the NY Post today:

"Brooklyn
A man who told cops he was the president of the United States went on a rampage in Bushwick, hurling a brick at a car, spraying a fire extinguisher into traffic and scrapping with officers, authorities said yesterday.

The man, 62, was spotted stealing the extinguisher from a gas station and spraying it into traffic after tossing a brick at the victim's car on Bushwick Avenue near Stewart Street at 2:40 p.m. Sunday, sources said.

When officers arrived on the scene, they spotted the suspect running around like a maniac and screaming. Cops pursued him, and he allegedly ran into traffic and jumped on the hood of a car. As they caught up to him, the man allegedly whipped a set of keys at one of the cops and flailed his arms wildly."

In other news, Mr. Bush is now resting comfortably at Long Island College Hospital.