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This is totally ridiculous. OK Magazine is claiming Jennifer Aniston and Orlando "I Only Film Trilogies" Bloom are an item. According to an eyewitness at some place somewhere, "I saw them in a booth next to each other and Jen was looking at Orlando like he was her favorite person in the world. She looked like she wanted to grab him and make out with him!"

Jesus Christ lady, show me one woman on this earth who doesn't want to make out with Orlando Bloom. Well except for me because I'm not into his goatee faux-tee.