On Your Marks

Ladies and gentlemen, the democratic debates are tonight and no one's more excited about it than this guy. So in the tradition of or great country, I now present to you the rules of tonight's Clinton/Obama debate Drinking Game!

Drink when Hillary says:

Experience
Skill
Practice
Familiarity
Knowledge
Know-How
Comprehension
"Leg-Up"
Forbearance
Acquaintance
Background
Exposure
Involvement
Perspicacity
Practice
Worldliness

Drink when Obama says:

Yes, We Can
Si, Se Puede
是的，我们能够