A Hit
This celebrity
Currently I am in second place, which is a big deal. My celebrities have been performing very well. If I win this, I'll take you all out for drinks. Oh, who am I kidding; I'll just spend it on a subscription to US Weekly so I can mush it into a tiny paste and shoot the gossip directly into my veins.
posted by Tempy @ 3:04 PM
3 Comments:
You know I could get you free copies of US, right? have I not mentioned that my best friend works there as an editor?
Oh, jeez, now I'm gonna have to get you flowers, right?
Nah, that might a little too weird after notarizing my ass. Perhaps you can find someone else to give me flowers. That would be cool.
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