Winner

And now, today's Douchebag of the Universe award goes to this guy- David Brooks, former CEO of DHB Industries which is the leading supplier of body armor to U.S. soldiers in Iraq, for looting the company bankroll to pay for lavish expenses including a $10 million bat mitvah for his daughter. Aerosmith and Kenny G performed, among others.

Anyway, I want to smack this guy so hard for so many reasons. And to make matters worse, there's this:

"He reportedly sent the company jet to fly Aerosmith in from Pittsburgh, paying them a cool $1 million. In return, they let his nephew play drums. In honor of the band's appearance, Brooks changed from a black leather suit into a magenta suede biker outfit covered with chains."

At least he didn't spend money on testicles for his car.