Freedom

At a fish market in German the other day, several lobsters broke free and were found running through the town. The kind people who were awake and walking down the street at 1:45 am took them in to an animal home, and by "awake" I mean "drunk", by "walking" I mean "staggering" and by "animal home" I mean to "die a slow death in some idiot's freshwater bathtub".