Tempy

A day by day and often hourly account of a temp

Friday, July 06, 2007

Anyone want to lend me a car for Saturday night or Sunday?

At 12:57 PM, patient boy said...: Let me guess: next you're going to ask if someone can lend you a license.
At 1:07 PM, Tempy said...: Um...... maybe? No, Lynne is the designated driver.

And I'm pretty sure that's the first time anyone has said that sentence.
At 1:23 PM, patient boy said...: Is it me, or is the thought of Lynne behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle somewhat...sobering?
At 1:45 PM, Tempy said...: I've seen her pretend to drive plenty of times and I will say, I've always felt very safe.
At 1:50 PM, patient boy said...: Of course, you were pretending to feel safe.
At 1:55 PM, Tempy said...: I'm a damn good actress, Boyd. A damn good one.
At 1:57 PM, Unknown said...: Can you send me a map of where you will be driving, cause I DON"T want to be on the road with Lynne behind the wheel....
At 2:02 PM, Anonymous said...: I always feel safe with you behind my wheel, Lynne.
At 2:42 PM, Anonymous said...: Speak for yourself, tree hugger.
At 2:58 PM, Anonymous said...: I've got a Prius with pills. You like pills?
At 3:00 PM, Tempy said...: Let me rephrase: Anyone got a car I can borrow that runs on vicodin?
At 3:23 PM, Anonymous said...: Let me rephrase: I have a Prius that runs on Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderal. But it's in San Diego. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. More Adderal please.