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Thursday, July 05, 2007

Ice, Ice Lame-y

This is a real job posting from Careerbuilders.com:

Description
Technical Architect

( To be read to the tune of Vanilla Ice's hit "Ice, Ice, Baby")

All right stop, architect and listen
This here is the ultimate position
A career that grabs a hold of you tightly
Be pumped about what you do daily and nightly
Will you want to stop? I say no
You’ll be a major player, at the big show
To the extreme, tough problems you’ll handle
Light up a site and wax e-commerce like a candle

Consult, go rush to the client that’s local
This job won’t have your life in a chokehold
The environment is great, it will be easy to comply
Anything less than the best need not apply
You’ll love it not leave it believe its true
As long as you hit the bull’s eye this one’s for you
If you have a resume yo I’ll read it
Don’t even try and you’re already defeated

1 Comments:

At 1:03 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I don't think I would want to work for an architect firm that was stuck in the early 90's. I mean, c'mon, bad music and bad design? All in one place?

 

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