Get Outta Here

This is the Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor, or, SCRAM bracelet that is all the rage among the youngsters in Hollywood these days.

Random readings of sweat are taken throughout the day. Each reading is date-stamped, time-stamped, and stored in a memory chip within the SCRAM Bracelet until it is transmitted, via the SCRAM Modem, to SCRAMNET.

I hear you get in some sort of "trouble" if the SCRAM tests positive for alcohol. That's lame. Leave it to the rich and famous to start a new fashion trend that is both unaffordable and impossible for anyone to wear.