Humor Me, If You Will

Wouldn't it be funny if in his next life, Dick Cheney returned as this:


But while we're on the subject of squirrels, a friend of mine was talking about his ex-girlfriend who I think is a bit, how do you say, totally f@#king nuts. So it's only fitting that she "adopted" a baby squirrel that was abandoned by its mom. She thinks she's going to raise it as a pet. Here is a picture of the animal from her MySpace page soon to be known as "that rabid beast that scratched her eyes out".


You can kind of see the crazy. Wait... is that his paw opening the cage? For the love of all that is holy, RUN!